Sucks to suck

When something bad happens to another person and you can't help but to use that as an opportunity to display your insufferable superiority complex.

Person A: My grandma died yesterday. We were pretty close...
Person B: Sucks to suck lol

by handlenym September 11, 2023

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Suck my tims

A joke used to reference one beating someone in activity such as a game or a fight

Jake: yo I just destroyed you in that race

Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro

by Professor Darryl May 24, 2022

sucking against counter

Playing Xayah against tristana while being extremely mad

Blitzcrank "ADC you suck"
Xayah "sucking against counter"

by Dankmeme1337 November 7, 2017

Suck

A group of Vampires

Is Edward around?

No, he’s hanging with his suck tonight. Vampires only.

by TrashPandasec July 14, 2021

Holy Suck

the act of being orally sexual with a married partner for the first and only time, usually an act done by Christians

"I got a holy suck from my wife last night"

by internetuser29 ;0 May 1, 2021

Suck Off A Frosty

To absolutely obliterate a Wendy's Frosty via straw or other sucking device.

"Wendy's is mid but I could always suck off a frosty."

by NixussNightfall January 3, 2024