Obando roll

Only extremely sus people called kirat are capable of this

Who that sus guy called kiriat is doint the obando roll!!

by Not jacobR June 30, 2021

Plobster Roll

When you throw up in every hole on the golf course.

Person 1: Hey man, you feeling up to play today?
Person 2: No but I’m ready to plobster roll.
Person 1: A true American hero, I’ll bring a Bop-It.

by ScarTissue June 28, 2022

roll on read

When a person holds, usually a stuck up college girl, holds down on the bitmoji in snapchat to read a message without actually letting it register as open.

Ay bro did she message you back?
Nah homie, its been 6 days and her score up by 10,000, she deff pulled a roll on read though.

by Opium Anthony April 6, 2021

texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.

Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*

by Stebone69 September 30, 2021

Baltimore Roll

A thick roll of money made up only of one dollar bills.

At the movie ticket counter, Bobby reached into his pocket, pulled out a wad of money and flashed it for Shirley. Little did she know that was was a Baltimore Roll of one dollar bills.

by Kaymo11 October 15, 2021

National Rick Roll Day

July 28th, the day Never Gonna Give You Up hit 1 billion views

Rick: Hey it’s July 28th it’s National Rick Roll Day
Antonio: Son of a-
*Never gonna give you up intensifies*

by Xhemur July 28, 2021

runaway roll

Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.

I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018