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A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time
National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
by Magoozel October 6, 2021
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National Leilani Lilo Palakiko day June 16th

paypal her some money

she thick

give her taco bell she's super sexy
National Leilani Lilo Palakiko day June 16th damn it must be June 16th lemme send leilani.kiko some money
by baddiesthawaiian June 15, 2020
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April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY

Brag to all your friends about how sexy hange Zoe is, look and save some hange photos anything over 20 will do.
“Bro look it’s April 19th!”
“Hun?”
“Worship hange or die because it’s April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY”
“dude stop screaming I get it..”
by Peytonworshipshange April 18, 2021
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National kiss your girlfriend day on November 12

Me:kiss
Girlfriend:why?????
Me:it’s national kiss your girlfriend day

Girlfriend:kiss me again
National kiss your girlfriend day on November 12:
Don’t be shy boys
by National kiss your GF day November 10, 2020
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National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.
I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.
by Anal descimater October 3, 2017
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If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.
To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.

"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"
by Beingst May 26, 2018
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