to hire a mexican

When you’re playing forT and you purchase an NPC with in-game currency, known as gold.

“Bro, why did you get a G Wagon? Is it bc you got your pants saggin’?”

“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”

by nonnopopolo June 26, 2024

Mexican hospital

The process of being surrounded by several small mexican men wearing doctor face masks that then proceed to bukkake one girl in the middle.

Mexican 1-Dude did you see Hannah?
Mexican 2-Yeah she looks terrible. I heard she had a Mexican hospital visit.

by Breweddude December 20, 2014

Mexican ripcord

A sexually explicit act. The male participant proceeds to anally gape another willing participant. Once the ass is suitably opened the males balls will be dropped in the open stretched ass. The asshole then begins to retract to the original size. Once the correct tension is achieved the male begins the jerk off while pulling his balls out swiftly and quickly as he ejaculates on the back of his partner. This turn the stretched partner into a wet-back as the sudden ball removal is the ripcord.

Dude, I opened her ass up and gave her a Mexican ripcord.

by Deviant14 June 21, 2023

Mexican Baseball

Getting jerked off on a populated school bus by a woman over 20 years older & ejaculating in your pants, leaving 40 different people absolutely disgusted.

That bud ride was absolute Mexican baseball, did you see the reaction that you got?

by May 05, 2022

Mexican Married

With your partner as a marriage but without paperwork (legally)

Angie and Tommy have been together for 5 years, they’re Mexican married.

by MPTC1996 March 26, 2024

Mexican Mimosa

A shot of tequila with lime paired with a Corona Extra with lime.

Hey Ian, let’s head down to the Mexican restaurant 7:00 A.M and start the day with a Mexican Mimosa.

by appletomc May 14, 2019

Mexican carpool

When 2 or more Mexicans are on a riding lawnmower at the same time.

I just saw a Mexican carpool. They were on their way to work today.

by Tatlaz June 05, 2017