Reverse Bear Hug

The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them

Doug, if you don’t give me a better assignment I’m going to give you a Reverse Bear Hug!!!

by Pervytoadsage March 6, 2024

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

special bear

A fucking Autist that causes chaos wherever they go.

Wow Cody is such a special bear look at how he walks.

by BigDaddyMeatball February 5, 2018

2 bears 1 cave

2 hairy men Indulging in sexual intercourse while in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears 1 cave? I always come out on top

by The Mottanator 400 December 4, 2023

bear junior

he walks on 4s and he's a youngling , he lives with thy grandmothers

Matthew : did u hear bear junior is com8gn to town
Chase: hell yeah!
Matthew: i'm so glad!!
chase : he's the best dog but he got shipped away 🤭

by len :3 July 13, 2022

Teggy Bear

Teggy Bear is the best Aussie in the world, an amazing person and wonderful friend. She is very creative and has many kangaroo friends. Teggy Bear fights off the giant evil spiders that eat everything with her faithful friends, the unicorns.

Teggy Bear hugged the kangaroo

by Wonder, Queen of Spoons October 2, 2019

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020