Boomer Roll

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.

Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.

by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024

rolling bolt

Rolling bolt is a defense technique used by obese (healthy) queens when they feel threatened. They lay down on the ground, and roll as fast as they can to flatten us skinny people.

Pajeet: omg look at that skinny woman

Parag: yeah, she looks like she'll make a good target for my rolling bolt

by karenlondon69 December 30, 2021

dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.

since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.

by big shark September 6, 2010

Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.

1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true

by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020

That's how I roll

Saying its your way of doing stuff

Dude, you did that so fast!

Yeah, That's how I roll.

by I'm a Thea June 18, 2016

Chili Roll

Money Roll. Or a Bank Roll

Finally got my lil Chili Roll from dog. He been delinquent for a min.

by Mookboyfym August 7, 2022

Roll call

When one stud is with a group of 2 or more thots and places his schlong on the table waiting for them to come running . They must then choose numbers to determine the order in which they serve the stud

Woke up in the morning and decided to give the thots a roll call for breakfast

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018