that cool guy from up the street

You know what I mean.

Hey! It's that cool guy from up the street! He wants to seduce my daughter.

by japanadianboy March 9, 2012

guys who call women females

Weirdos who think they're "cool" or "alphas" most of the time they're lonely and have never seen a real woman like ever.

Russel Heartly: to pick up a female (or some call them mares) you have to...

Literally everyone: shut the hell up bro

Kurtis Conner: why do guys who call women females exist. We should burn them to the ground.

by Star.Mohddd August 23, 2023

giving a guy candy for his birthday

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"

Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"

by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013

single seat of straight guy separation

A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.

Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.

by southernfried July 15, 2010

Guys Answer All Questions Day

On March 10th all guys must answer all question they are asked truthfully.

Hey are you cheating on me. Its Guys Answer All Questions Day you have to tell me.

Well fuck.

by DontBeASnowflake March 5, 2021

guy who fucked your mom

me

“i am the guy who fucked your mom, doin ya mom doin doin ya mom”

by singular fiddlestick December 10, 2021

National ask a guy out day

Cmon girls don’t be such a coward

Girl 1: hey it’s November 14th you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: oh yeah it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should ask Adam out

by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019