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Adam Smith Pimp Hand

Your ability to control your ho(s) through a proxy that cannot be traced back to you. Or using a third party to control your pimpin business. As always, a pimp hand can be strong or weak. It is preferable to keep your pimp hand strong, even if you are not directly involved.
Because the pimp was frequently out of town, he used his Adam Smith pimp hand to keep his girls in line.
by freemark$ December 29, 2009
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Holding hands through the capflap

When there is a gay/lesbian couple and one of them is out and the other isn't.
Holding hands through the capflap

In Skins:
Emily to Naomi: Still holding hands through a cat flap, aren't we?
by propernorthernlass May 18, 2009
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Wash Your Fucking Hands

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.
Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1
by ave_scientia January 29, 2020
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I'm washing my hands

A more direct way of alerting someone that you are no longer available to whine to.
Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.

You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.
by Felhamster October 13, 2009
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Mexican Hand Game

A game much like patty cake but with many more possibilities.
My girlfriend and I were out of ideas so we decided to play the Mexican Hand Game.
by dudeguy1349 May 13, 2011
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one handed tomb

A variation of the sexual position known as The Tombstone. This act is performed using just one arm, leaving the other totally free to perform the (Get) Lucky Dip
The Coach picked the Iron Sheik up for the one handed tomb.
by Gerry McCandless June 21, 2006
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The two hand spoiler

Wanking off with one hand on your dick while you tickle your gouch with the other.
Egor: Never guess what i did this morning!
Will: What?
Egor: Hmmm i got a bit crazy with the Two Hand Spoiler!
Farbod: I like boys
by Egor, Will October 27, 2008
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