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National Autumn Slander Day

A day where you hve to make fun of your friend autumn for literally anything

it occurs once a month on the 3rd.
person- Hey bro you look like you killed a person
person named autumn- what-?
person- yes you look like your dead
person named autumn- damn bro
person- dont worry im being mean cause its national autumn slander day!
by Noxfelldownthestairs March 2, 2022
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National kick your enemy

Congrats you get to kick your enemies today
You-“Hey did you hear today you get to be kicked by me” enemy-“wdym no you don’t” you-“yes look it’s “national kick your enemy day” lol *kicks*HAHAHA”
by Kim namjoons shirt August 7, 2021
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national bake a rapist day

On September the 21st, hunt down your favourite rapists and bake them in an oven of your choice, at anything above 180 degrees for as long as you desire. Have a good time.
Today is national bake a rapist day! Come here *insert name of rapist*! Let me bake you in the oven!
by Sawneysfavhandcuffs August 8, 2021
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National bake a rapist day

National bake a rapist day takes place on the 27th of September. It is a very important day, reason being that you can simply find a rapist and bake them. Heat them up in an oven of yourchoce, at whatever temperature you desire. (Really, you can do this when ever you want, but doing it on said date will wield the best results.) lets aim to make this day more well known, so that all rapists can die :D
Hot person:oh look, its a rapist! CMERE BOI! ITS NATIONAL BAKE A RAPIST DAY! YOU’RE GOING IN MY OVEN!!
by Ixmin August 15, 2021
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National Anything Sexual day

September 1st
The day to do any sexual act you can think of, Like send nudes, intercourse, and anything you can think of
Dude: Hey it's September 1st
Girl: Huh?
Dude: Its National Anything sexual day
Girl: oooooh
by ToxicRussian September 1, 2021
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National Honk at Prius day

The day where you have to honk at every Prius you pass the entire day of May 14th
So glad to spend National Honk at Prius day with my wife!
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