I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.
by X7MCB May 13, 2023
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Get the Mexican Marching syrup mug.When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.
"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."
by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023
Get the Mexican goodbye mug.The act of standing over someone and releasing diarrhea all over their chest and face. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, however the giver has diarrhea instead of solid stool.
"Did you see what Chris did last night!? He stood over Laura and unleashed an unholy Mexican Shower. He must have eaten corn yesterday. It was epic!"
by EightyTwo December 9, 2023
Get the Mexican Shower mug.The sexual act of defecating around the penis, patting the feces into a hut-like formation around the shaft while leaving the head sticking out like a chimney so that the ejaculation may emulate a smoke-like effect.
by SquidManJones December 13, 2023
Get the Mexican Mud Hut mug.Any Home Depot Store on any given weekend day. You can go there and you will see numerous undocumented individuals ready to be hired to do any chore or task that you need.
by nastyshitter December 14, 2023
Get the Rent-a-Mexican Store mug.When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
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