christine the bean

the radical dude

Christine the bean is a beaner bean

by BagelToaster69 January 17, 2018

Clean Bean

Someone who always plays himself. - a.k.a. Will freaking Smith.

Will Smith used to play the cards but now he's just getting played. He's such a clean bean.

by Savagery Shappens February 2, 2017

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

beans

according to mental cases on twitter, it's when you cut yourself so deep and it looks like beans? at least that's what i can get from it, idk i'm not mentally ill

some rando (probably a furry): hey i feel like going on twitter today and seeing some paw beans
twitter: here's some self harm shit that we allow on our website!
the guy: WTF

by somebastardonline January 26, 2023

Bean screen

(Verb) the female version of cockblock - to prevent a girl from having sexual intercourse with a guy

Sasha is that type of girl to just bean screen all her friends

by Underworl May 25, 2022

The Bean's list

A woman's spank bank. Where a female places someone she find attractive for use at a later time. Like recognition on the Dean's list.

EMME: *SEES A HOTTIE* UMMM WHOS THAT?..
ESS: OH, THATS MY FRIEND, RYAN.
EMME: OK WELL DAMN HE'S OFFICIALLY ON THE BEAN'S LIST, YUM!

by Wudupyo11 April 21, 2023

Honker bean

A transformation from the natural state of a woman’s clitoras to one of superhuman thumb-sized protuberance, coming from the use of testosterone or gymnastic beam activity.

I didn’t know, but that chick I hooked up last night is doing test… she has a honker bean. She squirts like a sea anemone!

by Kimo- LV January 16, 2022