Milo Murphy's Law

Final Destination for kids

milo murphy's law sucks bruh

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025

co-cousin-nibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

co-distant-relative-in-law

Spouse's distant-relative's spouse.

Co-distant-relative-in-law.

by Folqa July 24, 2024

step-co-parent-in-law

Stepchild-in-law's parent.

My step-co-parent-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Faive’s Law

Students will fail class automatically if their bob isn’t laid like Faive’s.

Jay C will never fail class because of Faive’s Law!

by xnth February 7, 2024

Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.

"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"

by Tallness October 29, 2009

second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

1- Second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed.

My second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021