butt turkey

A random insult or exclamation used when something happens that just bursts your bubble or makes your blood boil.

When you play Pokemon and you use Vulpix and your enemy sends out Marill and it uses water gun and you're like "OH YOU FUCKING BUTT TURKEY!!! ><'" It really gets on your nerves.

by omg_i_luv_2_eet_monkey_shit November 5, 2006

Bumper Butts

A game played while on the bus whereby two (or more) people repeatedly touch butts (tap ass, moon landing, etc).

"Wow that was an exhilterating game of bumper butts! I feel like I owe you a drink!"

by gjcourt November 9, 2012

Butt Snark

Person who is a total asshole and a loser

Joe Revercomb is a Butt Snark

by Mike Ratchtickles October 28, 2003

Butt-Cold

The temperature of your butt after sitting down on a cold toilet seat.

Jerome: Why are you taking that blanket with you to the bathroom?
T-Raw: I don't want to get butt-cold!

by lolgamergirl69 October 13, 2012

Butt-egg

The things that come out ur ass. Jobie, shit, crap. whatever

Man I was on the bog for hours layin a huge Butt-egg

by Marshall Law November 12, 2004

frumpy butt

Fat or flabby ass on a thin woman or a girl with chicken legs.

Look at the fat ass on those chicken legs. That ain't a fat ass, that's a frumpy butt!

by Slitherer January 19, 2014

butt felony

A butt felony is a grievous offense committed to or on a butt. This corresponds to offenses committed by humans or by nature itself.

Person 1: "Oh my God, one of that girl's cheeks is WAY bigger than the other one!"
Person 2 (reply): "I know, man, what a butt felony!"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice game!" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that was NOT a butt felony"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice shirt" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that WAS a butt felony"

by Zeb Girouard April 28, 2007