butt felony

A butt felony is a grievous offense committed to or on a butt. This corresponds to offenses committed by humans or by nature itself.

Person 1: "Oh my God, one of that girl's cheeks is WAY bigger than the other one!"
Person 2 (reply): "I know, man, what a butt felony!"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice game!" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that was NOT a butt felony"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice shirt" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that WAS a butt felony"

by Zeb Girouard April 28, 2007

geek butt

The phase after swamp ass were the area between your ass cheeks gets chaffed.

Wow I had a horrible case of geek butt after playing basketball..

by beetle007 February 7, 2008

Butt raisins

The small, stubborn slivers of shit that come out of your ass after you're finished with a dump. Nothing comes out unless you strain every muscle in your ass for 20 minutes until you finally release the butt raisins.

Man, my asshole is empty, but those butt raisins really put a toll on me *huff* huff*

by Bob Brown December 2, 2007

butt twat

Someone who uses their butt hole like a common twat! Or someone who enjoys anal sex sometimes referred to as D-Luv.

Joe-"That new guy at work is kinda cool"
Stan-"No, I heard that guy is a real butt twat"
Joe-"You're right D-Luv"

by R-Danger December 5, 2007

Butt fog

A lingering smelly fart

You farted 10 minutes ago? Yea. Jesus this butt fog just wont go away!!

by Sirweighalot March 18, 2009

butt gopher

someone knowingly being ridiculously annoying but not admitting it.

'you are being such a butt gopher right now!'

by blallwin July 7, 2008

Butt Putt

Sexual activity involving the insertion of a golfball (of any color or brand) into the anus of a male's sexual partner, followed by poking (or "putting") the ball with his member while inside the rectum.

In a statement: "I got a hole-in-one last night while playing butt putt"

Or, could be an answer to a question: "Why are you walking funny?" "Butt Putt..."

by Anonymous Golfer January 20, 2009