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rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.
Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.
by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010
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Southside slip N slide

When you jizz behind a girls knee cap, and you fuck it.
I just gave your mom a southside slip N slide and it felt so good.
by Fuckfacechodelicker September 9, 2009
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Calc n break the bed

Calc n break the bed is an intense version of calc n chill. Fairly self explanatory; calc n chill becomes so intense that you and your math daddy break the bed.
Last night me and my math daddy calc n chilled so hard that five of the springs came out of my bed. I guess that's why they call it calc n break the bed.
by peachesandplums October 22, 2016
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Slip n' Slide

That would be my dick again.
All these bitches wanna ride my
slip n' slide.
by Griz April 18, 2004
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Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of ejaculating on your partners chest, and sliding across the "slip n' slide". Shouting "WEEEEE!" at the top of your lungs is preferred.
A: Damn, she broke up with you? Why?
B: I gave her a Mexican slip n' slide.
A: O.O
by Onemanarmy675 November 10, 2011
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Swamp Ass Slip-n-Slide

When you do anal after a sweaty jog.
Man, that jog was exhilarating! I could really go for a swamp ass slip-n-slide right about now.
by Kreativeward May 11, 2018
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Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy

A really crappily animated show with stupidity in it.
"Man! What is this crap Ed Edd and Eddy, you're watching?"

"I dunno."
by TheNewAgeRiseth May 9, 2005
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