Cats Don't Dance

Cats Don't Dance is a freaking awesome movie about the people of Hollywood's treatment of animals. Danny, a life-loving talented cat travels to Hollywood to become a star, but is put in the background as animals can not have substantial parts, and can only make noises, and most importantly; cats don't dance.

The movie is largely overlooked by the mainstream, and killed Warner Bros. Films with the lack of box office sucks, but remains an underground classic for people who can swallow their pride and enjoy a movie with suave style, a great point and awesome music.

<guy> That's quite a nice DVD collection you have...but where's Cats Don't Dance??
<other guy with DVD collection> What's that?
<guy> *points at article*
<other guy> Holy ultima, that sounds awesome. I'll buy it on eBay this minute!

by Benjamin St. Skambankt May 27, 2007

Who is fucking this cat?

Said when someone attempts to take control of a task or activity to assert dominance.

Have we tried this approach?

Who is fucking this cat?

by wife,am August 14, 2010

Cat Piss Lady

A woman who goes to your place of employment only to bitch and complain about stupid shit. She smells exactly like nasty cat urine and looks like a fat retarded troll. Enjoys lots of mustard and hates any race besides white people. Loves to say "shut the fuck up" and "Jesus Mary and Joseph." Never try to tell one of these women to leave because they will threaten to call the owners or corporation. They think they have the right to be rude and harrass others. Finally they are hoarders, drive ugly p.o.s. minivans and enjoy wearing cat sweaters.

Fat cat piss lady used to come to my job at micky d's. Then she called my girlfriend a dumb black bitch. So the general manager fucking elbow dropped her and told her to never come back.

by macdonaldsfreezerrapist September 23, 2012

Cat-Assed Bastard

1) A bastard who is so particularily bastardly that he deserves a longer title. The bastard also has a tiny, pink asshole like a cat. Go figure...

2) A mythical beast that had the body of a man and the ass of a cat. It is known for being a cat-assed bastard as defined above.

1) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Yes, let us throw rocks at him.

2) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Those aren't real.

by Maxxorz September 22, 2005

General Tso's cat

commonly substituted for the chinese food dish known as 'General Tso's chicken' in some lower end chinese food restaurants. such an establishment may be identified by the presence of several live traps in the back alley. some of these may contain a cat, raccoon, or small dog, awaiting their newfound destiny as a cleverly disguised menu item.

'hi, i'll have the teriyaki dog, an order of pigeon fingers, and the General Tso's cat.'

by carlton berry September 8, 2007

stray cat fever

When a person, sometimes despite having a home of thier own, wonders from place to place wearing out their welcome and burning bridges along the way without returning to thier own home. These places typically consist of the residence of friends or distance relatives. A person suffering from this affliction will often discard cleanliness and, when female, will sleep with countless partners as long as drugs and shelter are provided.

That girl has stray cat fever worse than her mom did. Give her a couple beers and she's ready to move in. How are we going to get rid of her.

by notsurewhyweneedthis February 21, 2010

peek-a-boo cat

n: when one's penis reverts into the pubic region via shrinkage, thus creating a peek-a-boo effect, whereas the penis becomes concealed one moment and visible the next; usually occurs in the event of a cold submersion, the presence of fat bitches, FUPA(S), and/or nauseating wenches.

Joe didn't want to go skinny dipping, because he was afraid of exposing his peek-a-boo cat.

by TWCstuntin July 27, 2010