two hands

indicates that the speaker believes a person/people or character(s) could/should be in a non-monogamous relationship
Do you ship Peter and MJ or Peter and Harry?
I mean, Peter has two hands...
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Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
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Two

A green number from The Power Of Two (youtube)

They have silly powers and can like kill people and stuff its really cool
Hey two when you bake a cake decorate it take it to the players who are save that how you know it's cake at staaaakkkkeeee
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A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
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two tap rule

When having sex (or making out) the two tap rule is a non-verbal way of communicating you are not comfortable with/don't like something your partner is doing. The two taps will let the partner know to stop, and go back to something you like.
Using the two tap rule- If you're partner puts their hands somewhere unwanted tap them twice on the shoulder so they know to move them.
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Page Two

A prison term for someone completing their sentence, walks out to the custody of officers that arrest them then transport them to jail to face more charges. Usually connected to the activity that got them prison in the first place. Charges that were set aside and "put on hold" while the person completed their time for what they were convicted of in trial or plea bargains. It can be very demoralizing to the individual charged. Usually pulled by authorities on someone that is a clear danger to society or just pissed someone off on the prosecution side deeply.
Sam just killed his number and walked out of the prison a free man and there were two Sheriffs waiting that arrested him at the gate and page two'd him. He was crying as they put in in the cop car.
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