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Mexican Christmas

“Mexican Christmas” is a derogatory slang term referring to the surge of package thefts from residential porches that occurs after Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales, often perpetuated by individuals from specific demographic backgrounds see: shit skins.

The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.
“Better have your neighbor grab your Amazon deliveries—it’s Mexican Christmas season and the porch pirates are out in full force.”
by NotBangTownUSA December 5, 2025
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Mexican Sharpshooter

When you use a saringe and fill your urethra with salsa, and you shoot it like a nut in someone's eye.
John said it burned when he peed cus he gave the stripper a Mexican sharpshooter.
by Nightstrife1282 December 18, 2024
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mexicanized

The action of enhancing something in order to make something look as if a Mexican owns it.
Yo that 1999 GMC Sierra looks crazy mexicanized.
by AlfredWO Garcia September 22, 2022
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Mexican Salsa Dip

A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.
Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.
by Big Bill Ball Sack June 6, 2012
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mexican death roll

a type of flop in soccer where the guy falls on the ground for absolutely no reason.
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Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
by Yello Roc September 14, 2023
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Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.
by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017
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