National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.
“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”
by iiELL4 April 24, 2021
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Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.
How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
by Vincekid March 25, 2020
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cake and cunting day

14th of April is cake and cunting day
Woman: What's a month after steak and blowjob day?

Man: cake and cunting day !!
by Basgujfazgb February 18, 2017
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London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!
Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.
by London Pound Cake August 03, 2022
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3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.
What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.
by Jessijuh July 28, 2018
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Icing the cake

To speak against a statement you know is misleading and can be easily misconstrued from actual intentions, or sounds too good to be true. Used commonly for political polishing (pc).
Person 1. As a campaign promise I will get rid of taxes on tips.

Person 2. You are trying to buy votes, and icing the cake.
by SilentlyT July 16, 2024
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mom is it time for cake?

A thing that people named Jason say that makes people around them lose brain cells.
Jason said, mom is it time for cake? And Hannah smacked him
by Laganja October 15, 2023
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