An unsavory member of society, typically from the Canadian province of Ontario. Named for the distinctive black can of Laker Ice beer, which is known for having the highest ABV-cost ratio of any beer available in the province.
Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.
Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.
Plaz: What was that racket I heard last night?
Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard
Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage
Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!
Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard
Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage
Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!
by ratteoche January 12, 2024
Get the Laker Ice Banditmug. by Gremmery June 4, 2025
Get the Wild icemug. Ice Spike Is A ULB Meme In Ice Frostbite
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Even in YT
Also There's Is A Music About Ice Spike
Ice Spike Is A ULB Meme In Ice Frostbite
From Germin
Even in YT
Also There's Is A Music About Ice Spike
From Germin
Even in YT
Also There's Is A Music About Ice Spike
by Mr.Pico March 1, 2025
Get the Ice Spikemug. When a woman is a 6 on the hot scale. She starts work at an ice cream plant making her a 10 thus being "ice cream hot".
by Cream of ice April 6, 2024
Get the Ice cream hotmug. by Svend_16 September 30, 2020
Get the Ice tea'n cookiesmug. Immigration Customs And Enforcement Is Something That Exist In The United States Of America, They Are A Squad Of People That Are Almost Similar To The “Cops” “FBI” Or “Feds” But Different. They Want To Protect The US From Anybody Who Randomly Get Over The Border With Out Going To The Airport By Plane And Passport Just Get Themselves In Trouble And Get Deported Back To Their Country Or A Random Country. And They Could Also Deport Anyone Out The Country Only If They Not An American Citizen, They Are In All States. Just Get Ready And Do Not Get Deported If You Don’t Have Citizenship And Green Card Because You Could Go To Jail Also Passport Is Another Thing That Allows People In The Country.
Random Person: “What A Good Day Today To Step Outside And Get Some Fresh Air.”
ICE: Young Man Are You An American Citizen Of The United States Of America.
Random Person: Oh Yes I Am An
American Citizen.
ICE: “!!Alright Good Because If You Ain’t A US Citizen Don’t Worry In New York Mayor Eric Adams Will Want A Talk To You, Also We Will Deport You To Any Country Or Your Home Country.” What The Fuck Ever!!!!
Random Person: “Just Fucking Why You Guys Going To Be On My Dick, Think I Am Illegal Go Talk To Donald Trump The 47th U.S. President Of The United States. Best Man In The World To Be Respectfully A Citizen Of This Country And A President Who Keep The TikTok App From Getting Banned. Bet You All Do Not Like TikTok To Be In The Country Of The United States Because It Belongs To “Illegals”. ABC 7 Eyewitness News Can Get Deported Out Of New York City, United States And Be Sent To Europe And Rest Of The Other Countries In The World And Be In Mars, Jupiter And Venus, Even On Top Of The Earth For A Broadcast.”
Thank You Donald J. Trump For Being The President In The United States Because I Could Still Watch TikTok, Still Could Make Toll Evasion $10.00 Leave New York. Make Life Better As President And Thank You For Signing A Deal Making ICE Protect The Country, I Am Never Getting Deported.
ICE: Young Man Are You An American Citizen Of The United States Of America.
Random Person: Oh Yes I Am An
American Citizen.
ICE: “!!Alright Good Because If You Ain’t A US Citizen Don’t Worry In New York Mayor Eric Adams Will Want A Talk To You, Also We Will Deport You To Any Country Or Your Home Country.” What The Fuck Ever!!!!
Random Person: “Just Fucking Why You Guys Going To Be On My Dick, Think I Am Illegal Go Talk To Donald Trump The 47th U.S. President Of The United States. Best Man In The World To Be Respectfully A Citizen Of This Country And A President Who Keep The TikTok App From Getting Banned. Bet You All Do Not Like TikTok To Be In The Country Of The United States Because It Belongs To “Illegals”. ABC 7 Eyewitness News Can Get Deported Out Of New York City, United States And Be Sent To Europe And Rest Of The Other Countries In The World And Be In Mars, Jupiter And Venus, Even On Top Of The Earth For A Broadcast.”
Thank You Donald J. Trump For Being The President In The United States Because I Could Still Watch TikTok, Still Could Make Toll Evasion $10.00 Leave New York. Make Life Better As President And Thank You For Signing A Deal Making ICE Protect The Country, I Am Never Getting Deported.
by 21jay January 30, 2025
Get the ICEmug. A questionably heroic overdose “treatment” that originated in Bangor, Maine during the early 2000s opioid surge. Locals, for reasons still unknown to science (or common sense), began shoving ice cubes into the rectums of overdose victims, believing the shock of cold would magically kickstart breathing.
Spoiler: it doesn’t.
But somehow, even decades later, the practice refuses to die — much like the patients who actually get real Narcan.
EMS crews across Maine still tell tales of rolling over an OD patient just in time to watch a few half-melted cubes fire out like a frosty 12-gauge blast. The Bangor Ice Tray: a chilling reminder that some folk remedies should stay on ice.
Spoiler: it doesn’t.
But somehow, even decades later, the practice refuses to die — much like the patients who actually get real Narcan.
EMS crews across Maine still tell tales of rolling over an OD patient just in time to watch a few half-melted cubes fire out like a frosty 12-gauge blast. The Bangor Ice Tray: a chilling reminder that some folk remedies should stay on ice.
“He wasn’t breathing so we tried the Bangor Ice Tray.”
“You mean… you shoved ice up his—?”
“Bangor style, baby.”
“You mean… you shoved ice up his—?”
“Bangor style, baby.”
by Queen City Definition Dept. October 7, 2025
Get the Bangor Ice Traymug.