Suck your mom's tits

A comeback to say if bitches complain about you. Put childish people in their place and let them know you're not having it if they can't accept what you're wearing, what you like, etc.
Person 1: You don't eat pie on Thanksgiving? You're lame as fuck!
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.
by Ausllyology January 18, 2019
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Mother Fucking Bitch Tits

Used to describe extreme anger.
-Hey, I fucked your girlfriend last night.
-Mother fucking bitch tits!!!
by ExanimateErika February 06, 2011
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Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits
Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.
by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 18, 2020
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National Tit Grab Month

In the month of november you can grab any girl or guys tits. it’s national tit grab month!
did u grab her tits? obviously it’s national tit grab month!
by rectumlicker November 01, 2019
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show me your tits

when you go to your little brothers room to tell him that dinners ready then your see him balls deep in a pencil sharpener
by enzo----________-----___------ January 18, 2019
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shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.
"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"
by Durpadurkader September 24, 2017
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Fart Shit Tit Boob

Someone thats two of the same thing that is equally bad or retarded
She has a flat butt and a big nose. What a fart shit tit boob
by Evan the fat fuck March 14, 2017
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