Mexican business hours

A business that stops helping customers before the posted hours of operation

Unable to order food at 9:20 because the business closes at 10:00 this business uses Mexican business hours

by bendecker January 12, 2023

Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.

"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."

by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023

Mexican Shower

The act of standing over someone and releasing diarrhea all over their chest and face. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, however the giver has diarrhea instead of solid stool.

"Did you see what Chris did last night!? He stood over Laura and unleashed an unholy Mexican Shower. He must have eaten corn yesterday. It was epic!"

by EightyTwo December 9, 2023

Mexican Mud Hut

The sexual act of defecating around the penis, patting the feces into a hut-like formation around the shaft while leaving the head sticking out like a chimney so that the ejaculation may emulate a smoke-like effect.

“My date last night was wild, she gave me a Mexican Mud Hut!”

by SquidManJones December 13, 2023

Rent-a-Mexican Store

Any Home Depot Store on any given weekend day. You can go there and you will see numerous undocumented individuals ready to be hired to do any chore or task that you need.

Today I went to the rent-a-mexican store to get help with the new kitchen counters.

by nastyshitter December 14, 2023

Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s

I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite

by Osoboro April 14, 2023

Mexican

A mexican is a person that is not legal in any state off america and eat burritos tacos and like nachos.

"hey look at that mexican over there" " Hey cut my grass you border hopper" Mexican says"Si senor."

by dicandbauls April 21, 2023