One Night Stan

like netflix and chill but using the video streaming service "Stan" and having a one night stand (most common in Australia)

"i had a bloody one night stan"
"it was only a one night stan"

by Vinnyatoms June 19, 2016

throw one out

When a male ejaculates, he is throwing some swimmers out.

I was watching some porn last night so I had to throw one out.

by Josh_Mejia May 16, 2016

One Tissue Issue

Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up

My nut today to a picture of Timmy’s mom was a one tissue issue.

by From the L to the A February 12, 2018

stub one out

Expression: To have a wank or to jerk off. A quick act of solo sexual release.

Despite his mother confiscating his phone and banning internet access, young Jimmy still managed to stub one out over a single page swimsuit advertisement received in the junk mail.

by MurkyArmy January 5, 2017

One sided coin

One sided coin ~ (noun)

Meaning: Predictable, shallow, no depth of character.

As always Sarah went to the bar, got drunk, cried about how “hard “ her life is. She loves saying “that’s not fair!”

“She is such a one sided coin”

by Cheesebitez182 April 6, 2020

One second arrest

That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone

“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”

by Armedteachers69 February 26, 2020

having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!

If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”

by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020