National Failed Abortion Day

A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!

"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"

by afailedabortion November 1, 2021

National No Snitch September the 8th

Boys and girls its time NO Snitching if you snitch on this day you a wimp .
Are you really as much as a snitch they call you?
No Snitching

National No Snitch September the 8th

by No snitching September 7, 2021

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021

National be with your boyfriend day

National be with your boyfriend day is October 22 you need to talk smile wave hug to your boyfriend

David : Kaylee why are you being so clingy today

Kaylee : it’s October 22 national be with your boyfriend Day
David: oh OK :)

by I don’tknowyou September 21, 2021

National Ligma Awareness Month

The entire month of October dedicated to people who have contracted Ligma

National Ligma Awareness Month is coming soon!

by NexusOryx09 October 1, 2021

National boob pic day

Send boobs to someone who you trust and think is funny this is 1 day after national dick pic day.

Emily sent me her boobs must be National boob pic day

by National dick pic day July 18, 2021

national chicken alfredo day

national chicken alfredo day, it’s a day where you tell your guardian(s) that its national chicken alfredo day and they will make some !

hey *your guardian*, it’s national chicken alfredo day
*guardian* okay… and?
and you’re gonna make some!
*guardian* you’re right, i should!

by uRg@710L February 17, 2022