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Putting my faith in god

To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.
“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”
by PanteraRules666 June 7, 2019
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
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A bop to when you really want to feel like you cleansed the dishes harder than Hitler and his jews. It also has a fire beat, LIKE ITS FIRE
Chad: Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god
Incel: NO ITS NOT POSSIBLE THE USA HAS BETTER ARTILLERY
Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much
Incel, humbled: ok
by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021
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Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!

In almost every South Park episode, Kenny dies.
by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Of Me

A brilliant album by Brand New consisting of roots of indie rock and garage rock.

Contains songs like:
"Sowing Season (Yeah)" - a hell of a eargasm.
"Jesus Christ" - A song that took your christian girlfriend's virginity and gave it to Jesse Lacey
Last night, I touched myself to "The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Of Me" and I swear I heard Jesse Lacey tell me he loves me after I came.
by ihaveamancrushonjesselacey January 7, 2010
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Good morning, god bless

The act of drink coffee while taking a shit. Some people will have breakfast while preforming a Good morning, god bless It normally take place in the mornings. It is more common the you think but Ethan Klein brought the term to mainstream.
"I should make coffee and breakfast. Maybe it's a Good morning, god bless day today.
by 15finnsolo May 23, 2018
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When God Gives You Lemons...

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.
Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.
by [The Creator] January 29, 2008
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