December 2nd

When u celebrate ur crush and your best friends for being there and you feel fulfilled that u did something good to the society

Me:hey

Katy:I’m sad
Me:don’t feel down it’s almost December 2nd

by Hayden be playin October 29, 2020

All nut December

Don’t fail all you have to do is bust a nut every day of December from the 2st till the 31st

Bro don’t fail all nut December failing is for losers

by Allnutdecembercreator November 1, 2020

No Dick December

When girls,have to go a month without sex

Derek:hey I heard Emma failed No Dick December

by Hnutbigpp November 1, 2020

December 1st

December 1st is national glow-up day. eat candy to glow-up!

December 1st is national glow-up day that means you get to eat candy all day until December 2nd.

by Baddest bxtch November 1, 2020

December 9th Justin

National ask Justin out on a date

December 9th Justin's birthday

by Hellomanintheban November 1, 2020

Grab dick december

Girls it’s payback time, grab dick December! Payback for the slap as October! So boys you’ll better watch out for your nuts

Oh lord not grab dick December better stuff my pants and protect my pp

by Nattttttaaaa November 2, 2020

December 19th

National kneecap day

go ahead, kick your smallest friend, or just any person at all, in the kneecaps but remember to shout 'kneecap!' before doing it.

"hey bro, kneecap!"
*kicks their kneecap*
"shit that hurt, what was that for?!"
"its december 19th!"
"so???"
"kneecap day dumbass."

by brumbrumupurbum November 2, 2020