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Simp

Someone that leaves the bros for a female. Someone that shows out for a female. Someone who puts a females priorities first over themselves
Guy : ew that’s not my friend
Friend: stop acting like a simp
by Zennnnn March 9, 2020
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SIMP

Sexually
Impaired

Male
Person

A individual, often male, praises women as if they were goddesses. He will do whatever she demands. An individual who is a simp has transcended the friendzone into another level.
Hey have you heard about Jim being a total simp?

Yeah he did Vanessas math and history homework for nothing in return.
by Vatsug777 January 12, 2021
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Culture Simp

Someone who simps for another culture than their own due to the belief, either conscious or unconscious, that they can take a mental vacation from their own culture this way. Thus a culture simp is by definition messed up in the head. Some culture simps are driven to create theme parks to convince themselves of belonging to another culture, especially when in a grandiose phase. They also like to visit theme parks safely ensconced in their own culture like the center of a Russian nesting doll, but American, of course. Not to be confused with prejudice, which has a chauvinistic flavor.
You know you're a culture simp when you go slumming at Epcot Center.

An important biopsychosocialparalegalphilosophical question to ask is whether all biracial people necessarily have multiple culture simp personalities, definitionally speaking, or are they transcultural?

Only Rachel Dolezal knows whether she's a culture simp; I have no opinion.
by White Chocolatte January 1, 2024
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Simp

Someone who sucks up for the person they like way too much and puts them over their friends.
Ben was simping for a girl instead of answering his friends ft calls.
by Drip-j..b August 10, 2020
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Anti-Simp

To understand the definition of an anti-simp, one must understand the definition of a simp, make it fit to all genders and then take the opposite.

An anti-simp (noun) is someone who does simp for someone without a rational reason, and then does the opposite of simping to show they don't simp.

Anti-Simps would change their opinions, like simps, to oppose people. So they will always be on a negative standing with whom they anti-simp (verb).
1st conversation

Jack: Want to go eat pizza?
Anti-Simp: No, I hate pizza.

2nd conversation:

John: I don't like pizza.
Anti-Simp: I love pizza.
by Slaztic October 18, 2020
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Simp

by Baseballguy230 May 23, 2020
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Simp

by I sack ritzzzz April 12, 2020
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