A disloyal friend. Someone who will befriend you when it’s beneficial or convenient for them, but will ditch you the second you’re no longer useful. They’ll hang out with you when nobody else is available. But will ghost you when they find better company. They’re basically a phony friend who are only interested in you when it’s in their favor but couldn’t care less about you as a person.
Hey Steve, why do I only hear from John when he wants a favor but is never available when I need something?
Simple, he’s a fair weather friend.
Simple, he’s a fair weather friend.
by Truckerdan May 17, 2021
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by Dugoutdug23 June 11, 2018
Get the permanent boy friend mug.A real, tangible friend, that you hang with and go out for beers with, as opposed to a virtual online friend like that person you never talked to in high school that you now comment back and forth on social networks like Facebook.
I'm sick of sitting on Facebook for 4 hours a night and commenting on peoples' semi-witty status updates. I need to get some more bricks-and-mortar friends and get out of the house.
by CO_jcd July 15, 2011
Get the Bricks-and-mortar friend mug.The Perfect Friend Complex is a mental disorder not really recognized by many people which makes some people feel like they always have to be a perfect friend to their friends and mates. This is usually a provoked by someone getting dumped by a group of friends too many times without being told why. That makes them anxty to know their wrong which they aren't told. Which in turn makes them always feel like they have to be Perfect to evade that from happening again.
I have been dropped by friends without being told why so many times I have developed a Perfect Friend Complex.
by Person#593748 May 31, 2019
Get the Perfect Friend Complex mug.Work friends than one is slightly sociable with. You would go with them to happy-hour after work, but never hang out with on the weekend.
Mike's just a happy hour friend. He's cool enough, but it's always shop talk with him. I don't need that s**t on the weekend.
by Spargelhorst August 24, 2008
Get the happy hour friend mug.what a guy calls his “girl best friend” that he is so obviously in love with but for some reason can’t make up his mind about what to do, usually used after a failed relationship. The bond and feelings are still there but it just doesn’t work.
Michaela: “Raymond, what even are we? you say one thing and then act totally different.”
Raymond: “Michaela, you are my best best friend.”
Raymond: “Michaela, you are my best best friend.”
by kellyhasabowl March 3, 2020
Get the best best friend mug.A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.
Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.
by Leanne0121 October 6, 2011
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