emo soccer boy

“emo soccer boy” is someone who identifies as a boy and is a soccer player. an emo soccer boy is also someone who is constantly sad and depressed! emo soccer boy is the best way to describe your best guy-friend depressed soccer player.

you’re being such an emo soccer boy right now.

by shurbup February 10, 2022

emo girl pop

sad bad bitch bops

person: are you going to the maisie peters gig tomorrow?

me: of course, she’s the queen of emo girl pop

by coldsoul November 16, 2019

emo butt rock

Shitty fucking Emo music that retards like to butt fuck to, while using their own fake tears and face paint as lube. These dramatic douche bags are not really mad at the world just mad at them selves for being born a fucking douche bag.

Emo butt rock sucks. Fuck Atreyu!!! Atreyu can gag on my fury nut sack. I will shit on Dan Jacobs face!! Go back to O.C. and quietly wait for it to fall in the ocean you fuck!!

by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007

erin eats emos

A really cute upcoming scene queen with nice hair and a nice personality. She lives in Queens, and goes to the queen center mall ALOT, iv'e seen her! She isnt bitchy, surprisingly. May be bitchy to a person whos rude/insulting/annoying/etc. Soon to be another Jevee Massacre, or even a Jefree Star!

person 1: Hey erin, whats up?
erin eats emos: Hi there bby! nothing much you?<3

person 2: Ew erin, your gross.
erin eats emos: Suck my dick cunt. <3

by YOUDONTNEEDTONOE January 15, 2008

emo boys kissing

1. n: a mildly alcoholic beverage with a bitter after taste, made with scotch and a misunderstood counter-culture boy's tears after reading his own song lyrics he wrote for the girl or boy for whom the aforesaid "emo-boy" is sexually interested in, but cannot find consolidation in. The drink is decreasing in popularity due to the fact that no one likes an attention whore.

this "emo boys kissing" sucks, somebody get me a damn apple-tini already!

by GrEY-maz April 6, 2009

fake emo kids

a person who pretends to be emo and says that they are delicate to fit in and pretend to cut themselves and label themselves as emo

I love being depressed and me and all my friends are depressed.Look at the fake emo kids

by Alexander Olivas November 1, 2007

Emo Boys Kissing

Gay or Bi guys in denail, who say they kiss for other reasons. Also contributes to girls who are also in denial and who would rather these guys be stright or even Bi.

Girl: "Oh, Johns not gay, he just feels like kissing Jared."(Denial)

Guy: "Dude, just because i kiss guys doesn't mean i like them."(Denial)

Girl/Guy: "Emo guys just seem gay, they are really not, see Geroge has a girlfriend"(Denail)

-Emo Boys Kissing-

by DarthN September 5, 2006