Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.

Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021

Suck and push

When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.

“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”

“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”

by Nippletickler69 February 1, 2022

Suck it till you cum it

Suck it till you cum it. A word that defines all sigma in one lump sum.

Meaningless word that sums up a thousand sentences to enhance your dominance. Use it at all cost

Yo yes bro you seen that lenger over there she neeeee to suck it till you cum it🤪

yes pretty lady want to suck it till you cum it darling

by report2 October 31, 2023

Suck It!

When a person doesn't have a comeback and can't think of anything.

Also can be used as a phrase to say when you are angry.

Jennifer: Ew,your not looking your best today
You:SUCK IT!
~
*remembers that you have left keys in house*
You:SUCK IT!

by 👅Yazz👅 December 9, 2018

sucking on memes

When someone or something is so salty that they bring trash memes into there comebacks.

Joe " Haha you stupid that you dont know what 9+10 is!"
Robert " Dude your just sucking on memes."

by DeezNuts450205 December 2, 2016

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

Sap Sucking

When an egotistical and radical environmentalist, commonly known as a hippie or tree hugger, participates in putting his donger inside the sap hole on a tree in order to get the sexual thrill of the sticky, sucking feeling of the sap.

"In recent news, Al Gore has been caught sap sucking, a new trend amongst tree hugging cucks

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017