Ashton’s law

Law that states Ashton simply can’t be fucked with

These hoes don’t be mad at Ashton these hoes mad at Ashton’s law

by User0824 March 9, 2024

Fromm's Law

Fromm's Law states that if two entities are competing for customers--ceteris paribus--consumers will choose the option that allows them to wear the least pants.

I know Amazon is opening up all these brick and mortar bookstores, but Fromm's Law makes me think that most people are just going to stay home in their underwear and shop Amazon.com.

by idiedforursins October 4, 2016

co-3C-in-law

Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.

My co-3C-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

smoking law

a branch of law, which regulates the use and distribution of smoking devises, as well as other smoking-related activities

Sub-five friend: Wow, I learned all smoking law yesterday.
You: It's over 4 you

by сабтен December 9, 2024

Obama's Law

A term that originated from Godwin's Law, Obama's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will blame Obama. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Obama's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"Hey did you see that car wreck the other day?"
"Yeah I did, thanks a lot Obama."
"It wasn't Obama's fault."
"Well, that's Obama's Law."

by I Am Mamba June 3, 2016

Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law

Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.

by DarkAbyssDude March 8, 2018

Bradley's Law

Only a Bradley can deal with someone doing something that is inevitably stupid.

Mr. McMahan angrily stated how annoying it is when he has to put up with the stupid shit people do. Fuck, I hate Bradley's Law

by GeekyCyberNerd January 17, 2025