Your bro a hoe

A sequel to the classic "your mom gay" meme

Jake:"Your mom gay"
Luke: "Your dad lesbian"
Jake: "Your granny tranny"
Luke: "Your grandpap a trap"
Jake: "Your sister a mister"
Luke: "Your brother a mother"
Jake: "Your family tree LGBT"

Luke: "Oh yeah? Well your bro a hoe"

"no you"

by Your bro a hoe May 16, 2018

Pumpkin Spice Hoe

These are the girls who have exceeded the max level of basic. They drink PSL every day and just overdo the whole basic girl in autumn thing

I can’t get over how much of a pumpkin spice hoe that girl Krista is. How has she not been crowned Pumpkin Spice Queen.

by angelica.eliza.and.peggy October 12, 2017

Shlap da hoe

When you see a hoe, and she ain’t even gettin wet, so you shlap da hoe

Person 1: “Bro she ain’t even gettin wet”
Person 2: “shlap da hoe”

by Shlapdahoe123 May 27, 2018

Edgar Allan Hoe

A woman who gets turned on by Edgar Allan Poe's dark and twisted stories.

She's such an Edgar Allan hoe, she even got a raven for a pet!

by Baphometsgoatee August 24, 2023

Ignorant hoe combo

Someone who always think they know what they're talking about when in fact, all they're good for is lying, bitching, and assuming.
These people also have horrible cases of denial where they believe their shitty, slutty lifestyle will surpass someone much more successful and honest.

Person 1: "I am pretty sure that girl won't get anywhere in life . She has nothing and she has no life".
Person 2: Actually, she has a pretty well paying job and doesn't cheat on her man like you do. Lay off on the ignorant hoe combo.

by Imanhonestguy May 28, 2016

de-hoe-ified

The act of cleansing a significant others item, from previous hoe partners.

"Ex. I de-hoe-ified his hoodie by washing it."

by Itoldyouiwoulddoit! September 20, 2017

Block-away-hoe

A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch

Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.

by antpimp August 31, 2013