hot chocolate friend

Great for some seasons, not so great for others. Aka, short-lived best friend

"I've had a lot of hot chocolate friends... it makes it hard to trust people."

by TheLoafLoaf March 31, 2017

Bricks-and-mortar friend

A real, tangible friend, that you hang with and go out for beers with, as opposed to a virtual online friend like that person you never talked to in high school that you now comment back and forth on social networks like Facebook.

I'm sick of sitting on Facebook for 4 hours a night and commenting on peoples' semi-witty status updates. I need to get some more bricks-and-mortar friends and get out of the house.

by CO_jcd July 15, 2011

Phantom Drunk Friend

A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.

Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.

by Leanne0121 October 6, 2011

Kiss your friend

You have to kiss your friend and tell them why you love them later

Kiss your friend and tell them why later.

by David myonaa October 16, 2019

mexican best friend

like a gay best friend but better.
a mexican best friend, or MBF, is your best friend from the other side of the wall.
you must remember to feed your MBF with a daily dose of tajin lime seasoning, or else you risk being celebrated next día de los muertos.

Person 1: Yeah my mexican best friend came to visit the other day. He stole all my flour tortillas and said “las necesito para una emergencia, pinche pendejo.” I think it means he’ll pay me back and that he loves me.
Person 2: god.

by THEmbf November 5, 2021

we are just friends

When someone says “we are just friends” they are not friends.

Adrian : we are just friends!

Marinette: ok!
they are not friends

by Wolfie- December 11, 2021

platonic friends with benefits

Friends who are not dating but want to do traditionally romantic things together

Holding hands
Cuddling
Sitting in each other's laps (in a non sexual way)
Peck kisses (lips, cheeks, forehead)
"I have a term for us, we're platonic friends with benefits!"

by anubisd101 February 6, 2021