Ex best friend

anex best friend is someone that used to your best friend. and that person used to be your ride or die, a person to talk to.

then they did something to hurt you, and that's how they became an ex best friend.

you wish you still had them through your hard time like they had you through there hard times

person 1 :what happen?
me: they hurt me

person 2: im sorry

me: its fine shes just an ex best friend

by omgzogocv99 August 3, 2020

Bricks-and-mortar friend

A real, tangible friend, that you hang with and go out for beers with, as opposed to a virtual online friend like that person you never talked to in high school that you now comment back and forth on social networks like Facebook.

I'm sick of sitting on Facebook for 4 hours a night and commenting on peoples' semi-witty status updates. I need to get some more bricks-and-mortar friends and get out of the house.

by CO_jcd July 15, 2011

Phantom Drunk Friend

A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.

Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.

by Leanne0121 October 6, 2011

we are just friends

When someone says “we are just friends” they are not friends.

Adrian : we are just friends!

Marinette: ok!
they are not friends

by Wolfie- December 11, 2021

Kiss your friend

You have to kiss your friend and tell them why you love them later

Kiss your friend and tell them why later.

by David myonaa October 16, 2019

platonic friends with benefits

Friends who are not dating but want to do traditionally romantic things together

Holding hands
Cuddling
Sitting in each other's laps (in a non sexual way)
Peck kisses (lips, cheeks, forehead)
"I have a term for us, we're platonic friends with benefits!"

by anubisd101 February 6, 2021

mexican best friend

like a gay best friend but better.
a mexican best friend, or MBF, is your best friend from the other side of the wall.
you must remember to feed your MBF with a daily dose of tajin lime seasoning, or else you risk being celebrated next día de los muertos.

Person 1: Yeah my mexican best friend came to visit the other day. He stole all my flour tortillas and said “las necesito para una emergencia, pinche pendejo.” I think it means he’ll pay me back and that he loves me.
Person 2: god.

by THEmbf November 5, 2021