your mother

your mother
your mother
by is this working August 31, 2022
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Your MOTHER!!!!!!!!

Your MOTHER!!!!!!!! just caused a great traffic blockade on the highway!
LOL!!!!!!!1
by BIGMONKE December 5, 2020
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Your mother

A person female who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partnerand the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner and the cycle continues.
Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.
your mother is a hoe
by Mineblox3376 March 16, 2022
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I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
by LLBDAB June 1, 2021
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How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023
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Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent
Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH
by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023
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