A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant mug.You are the idiots who let the fucking kids get murder and not only did the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance NOT protect your kids but it actively got kids killed and I told you not to do that. So YOU fucking prove it because it is YOUR job and not MY job. You're the one who fucked up here. You are the one who needs to make it right and blaming me for you not taking instructions or even doing your due diligence it when YOU are the one who need to take the blame. YOU take the blame and YOU prove it and then YOU pay me for what YOU took because the benefits THEY gain from MY work did not come from YOU before YOU did nothing.
Hym "No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that. I'm already lifting more fingers than anybody in the history of humanity I don't think I should have to lift more fingers. I think the INVESTIGATION PLACE- THE PLACE WHOSE ENTIRE EXISTENCE REVOLVES AROUND INVESTIGATE and can DO THAT FOR ME in exchange for the TAX DOLLARS you have ALREADY TAKEN... AND HAVE... IN YOUR POCKETS... And then YOU do... That. You prove that. I did my due diligence. I lived in it for 10 years and then proven that I can tell the difference between THAT and my own mind. I know for a fact it is proveable and I told YOU exactly how YOU could prove it and instead of proving it you did this. I'm not doing shit other than child murder about it bitch. Do you want more of that or less of that? Because YOUR BEHAVIOR would indicate you want to of it."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
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