Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
by vyking68 January 13, 2017
by PPYG123 May 28, 2022
"the date went so well, but the sex was awful; I ended up pullin' wolf for 40 minutes and didn't even get to cum. . . . . . ."
by Dadison January 20, 2021
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by smike December 20, 2012
Was that Nami Wolfe walking down the street blasting Stevie Nicks?
No you idiot, that was Stevie Nicks.
No you idiot, that was Stevie Nicks.
by namiwolfe January 25, 2020