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A Jews wish

As in a pish (to urinate)
I’m going for a Jews wish
by L4ll4n206l May 28, 2025
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Three Wishes

No one can keep their hands off her box. Sexy, bright, and fun on the outside and sweet, wholesome, and irresistible on the inside.

She is love. She is life. She is the world's best-tasting healthy cereal that grants your three wishes: low sugar, high protein, grain free.
Every morning I have a bowl of Three Wishes before continuing my day as the coolest, healthiest, smartest person alive.
by lycksokare22 November 24, 2021
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wishe

it is the misspelling of wish
I wishe he would just do it.
by seanohmylofsh November 11, 2017
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Wishful thinking

When you are with your gf who’s 20 years older than you and you want her daughter who you were wanting to date until her mom came and blocked that from ever happening. And you have thoughts of a future with the daughter that’s wishful thinking.
It’s Wishful thinking to fantasize about a possible future with ex gfs daughter that’s your age.
by 2fast2furious21 June 11, 2025
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I wish I was dead

Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.

There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.

There is a person who cares.

There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.

There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
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