Low fell is a north east town only 2 miles from Newcastle. It is home to one of the largest Jewish communities in Europe. Low fell is known for its night life, mainly burglary and muggings.
The house prices in low fell are extremely over priced (also see Whickham) and people who aren't familiar with the area get proper raped by the estate agents selling the properties based on the postcode alone. It's not uncommon to see some simpleton pay over £100,000 for a 2 bed flat in low fell. The poor simpleton will no doubt be burgled, stabbed or have his car burnt out within weeks of living there.
It is often referred to as the arsehole of the North.
It is said to be like Afghanistan but without the good weather.
There are 3 types of people who live in low fell.
1. Jewish people who have to live there due to the unfortunate location of their synagogue.
2. Idiots who have been conned by a postcode/ estate agent into buying a property in the bronx based on the distance from Newcastle.
3. The indigenous people of low fell. Lowlife scum with no morals. These people are mostly nocturnal, only seen in daylight when signing on at the job centre.
The indigenous people of low fell are have been unwilling to work for the last 4 generations, and it is often said that if one had a cut their skin wouldn't even graft.
The house prices in low fell are extremely over priced (also see Whickham) and people who aren't familiar with the area get proper raped by the estate agents selling the properties based on the postcode alone. It's not uncommon to see some simpleton pay over £100,000 for a 2 bed flat in low fell. The poor simpleton will no doubt be burgled, stabbed or have his car burnt out within weeks of living there.
It is often referred to as the arsehole of the North.
It is said to be like Afghanistan but without the good weather.
There are 3 types of people who live in low fell.
1. Jewish people who have to live there due to the unfortunate location of their synagogue.
2. Idiots who have been conned by a postcode/ estate agent into buying a property in the bronx based on the distance from Newcastle.
3. The indigenous people of low fell. Lowlife scum with no morals. These people are mostly nocturnal, only seen in daylight when signing on at the job centre.
The indigenous people of low fell are have been unwilling to work for the last 4 generations, and it is often said that if one had a cut their skin wouldn't even graft.
Wife '' shall we go out for dinner tonight a friend of mine said there was a nice restaurant in low fell.''
Husband '' this woman is not your friend. She wants you dead! We shall call the police to report your so called friend''
John '' I'm going to view a house in low fell the estate agent says it's a great price for a property only 2 miles from Newcastle.''
David '' your a fucking idiot mate, you'll be car jacked at the traffic lights. And if you yawn in low fell you'll have your fillings stolen.
Doorman low fell bar . '' excuse me gentlemen are you carrying any weapons this evening? If not you can borrow my knife''
Husband '' this woman is not your friend. She wants you dead! We shall call the police to report your so called friend''
John '' I'm going to view a house in low fell the estate agent says it's a great price for a property only 2 miles from Newcastle.''
David '' your a fucking idiot mate, you'll be car jacked at the traffic lights. And if you yawn in low fell you'll have your fillings stolen.
Doorman low fell bar . '' excuse me gentlemen are you carrying any weapons this evening? If not you can borrow my knife''
by Alan Shearer no9 February 4, 2019
Get the Low fellmug. by teepee69 January 26, 2010
Get the chodey lowemug. by LUIGI CORK January 21, 2019
Get the low somug. A Jay Low, jlo, JLO, J-Lo is a hand job or fingering where the person delivering the pleasure is standing behind the lucky person and reaching up between between the legs to touch the genitals. Named after Jennifer Lopez who reminds most people of a one sided, casual, possibly anonymous sexual act.
by Misterque October 7, 2011
Get the Jay Lowmug. A hoe on the low is either a male/female who is secretly a hoe. Not a lot of people know about this "hoe" because they keep their hoe-ish ways on the low. The "low" is basically abbreviated as the down-low, which means they keep it to a point where people don't know about.
Girl: You see that boy over there, dude is a hoe on the low.
Girl 2: For real girl? He doesn't look like he is one though.
Girl 2: For real girl? He doesn't look like he is one though.
by basedprincess March 9, 2014
Get the a hoe on the lowmug. When one person (person A) gets on all fours behind a person (person B) standing without then knowing. Person C, who is also standing facing person B, shoves person B, forcing them backwards. Because person A is directly behind the legs of person B, they are unable to take a step back and fall rather ungracefully backwards, often scared and bewildered.
After being low bridged, Jeff got up swinging his fists, even though his ass and head were in great pain.
by CONSTANTINES VISION August 12, 2008
Get the Low Bridgemug. An awesome bass player.
We gots to head to the garage to see the Brosephs light it up. Their low end lays down the funkenstein so good it gives me the heebeejeebees.
by Low Down December 16, 2008
Get the low endmug.