Going Walmart

verb, noun Go-ing Wal-mart Spinoff of term, "Going Postal" infers to the act of committing gun violence in a series of workplace violence related killing rampages of recent times.

Going Walmart. *Slang: 1. The boss seems pretty irritable right now, God I hope he doesn't go "Walmart" on us. 2. Don't chew' go n' pull a "Walmart" like wtf's gone down before, bruh! 3. Betta' stay outa' da' breakroom today cuz'! That one boss is workin' tunite' yo. 4. Best walk around to the side door dawg! Ima see a employee pullin' in wid' his pickup truck at a high rate of speed towards the front door man. Let's book it!!!

by bovobruh December 30, 2022

walmart chicken

A concerning reality that male Walmart employees stick their gentlemen's shaft into the hot ready to eat chicken.

customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?

Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.

by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021

walmart boob

boob that’s below average. anything will do

“bro, i’m so down bad, some walmart boob would do the trick right now”

by soggay August 11, 2022

Walmart Cunt

A woman who walks around in her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS

Walmart cunt

by Namelessdude2000 August 14, 2022

Going to Walmart

Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."

Other variations include:

"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.

I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

Walmart Employee

Walmart Is Hell, And The Employees Are The Sinners Who Are Receiving Their Punishment
In All Seriousness Those Walmart Employees have Probably Been Working Their Since 500 BC

Fun Fact: A Walmart Employee Is Payed 16% Lower Than The Average USA Yearly Income

by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan October 11, 2022

Walmart Reject

walmart is a dump and bad. Reject is someone no one likes and is very stupid. Walmart is just way worse and funnier then reject

John: Did you see Kimme thinks the eiffel tower is 10 feet tall
Joe: OMG she’s a walmart reject

by walmartrejectceo May 16, 2022