waffle stomper

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet

"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"

by bdams19 from hoboken December 14, 2008

Waffle Belly

A NASCAR fan who leans against the chain link fence to get even closer to the race.

Look at that waffle belly down there! He's almost though the chain link fence!

by The_Swampfox July 11, 2011

Waffles and pancakes

A more family-friendly definition of the famous song WAP (Wet Ass Pussy). Mainly used for when your parents ask for what it means

Parent: Child, what does WAP mean?

Child: Uhhh, Waffles and pancakes

by yourmumsgay69 October 26, 2020

shit waffle

leaving a big dump on someone's laptop keyboard and pushing the screen down, making a shit waffle.

Beau left his laptop out when he passed out so I left a big shit waffle on his computer.

by zombiekilla1998 March 9, 2009

rofl waffle

A reply to a humorous comment.

Used mainly by people who choose to partake in unconventional behavior, such as going to Eat'n Park at 4 am.

Comment: I just spent five minutes talking about waffles.

Reply: rofl waffle

by aberdude1991 June 3, 2009

Crotch Waffle

A waffle like discharge that falls out of a crack-whore's vagina when you punch her in the boobs.

I found a crotch waffle on the ground the other day, so I hauled ass out of there!

by omega-zen-master November 16, 2010

nigger waffle

a waffle that has been burnt to the the crisp and no1 wants to eat

tom: heres your waffle steve
steve: well thanks, give me the nigger waffle. its too crunchy to eat

by rude boy wif da dreads April 7, 2009