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Tv-ist

People who hate specific types of and prejudices them and acts irrationally around them
Bob: I HATE FREAKING ANIME, ITS SO STUPID HOW ITS ANIMATED AND HOW THEY SOUND, I HATE EVERYONE WHO LIKES ANIME, THEY’RE SLOBS AND HELLSPAWN.
Jeremy: *Calling Police* Yes sir, this is the serial Tv-ist that you want to catch.
by Nish_Dictates April 29, 2020
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sky tv

TV Company that charges exhoberant rates to watch basic tv and live sport.
Hey bro, let's watch the game, have you got sky tv? Hell no I don't get paid enough dude. It's like $100 a month.
by Dr1nz June 5, 2017
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phone to tv

The worst thing on YouTube that can very easily be pressed accidentally
When I was watching leafy near my mom I pressed the phone to TV button
by Mrkrabbs96 March 8, 2017
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curved tv

A ridiculously overpriced variation of a much cheaper HDTV. A technology fad which companies do just because they can.

This type of TV is for people who have too much money and/or have no life.
Kid to parent: Whatcha doin'?
Parent: buying this new innoative technology called "curved TV".
Kid: OH NO!
by Wha-daCAG September 5, 2016
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[epicness tv]

epicness tv is a Canadian YouTube channel/subscription. Yes, that's me. I make animations, logos and TV shows.
Person 1: Hey! Let's watch some epicness tv!
Person 2: Isn't the logo just like adult swim?
Person 1: Erm... yes. But it isn't for adults.
by epicnesstelevision October 11, 2021
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TV DJ

Much like a radio DJ a TV DJ does not actually select songs or jockey disks but fills the time between shows with random ramblings intended to engage the listener. Not to be confused by the more traditional announcer who simply informs the watcher of the following program.

The prime example of a TV DJ is the dude on C4 that reads out a random haiku before the Simpsons. There was also the hilarious spat of mispronouncing the show, possible to gauge if anyone was actually listening to them. Examples are as follows:
"The trimpsons"
"The Grimsons"
"Double Dimpsons"
"Crimpsons"
"The Flintstones"
"The Cheese & Onions"
Clearly by the end they had totally given up, or not understood the concept of cockney rhyming slang.
"I wish I knew what this TV DJ looked like so I could arrange for a piano to conveniently fall on his head."
"This TV DJ is inane."
by blueicecream47 June 28, 2013
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TV church

preaching or church that you watch on tv when you are sick, injured or just don't feel like getting out of bed to go to a real church service.
J: "Did you go to church this morning"

K: " I have a sprained ankle, so I went to TV Church."
by K2theTruth December 7, 2011
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