minnesota vikings

losers

he’s probably the minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 16, 2023

Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.

The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress

by Aperson633 June 06, 2018

viking bod

Noun: A dad bod on a badass

- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"

by spookfish May 12, 2021

Viking Whorehorn

When a person uses a paper towel tube as a Viking horn and uses a deep voice replicating a war horn to vibrate a woman's nether region.

My gf was confused when I gave her a Viking whorehorn

by Sir Chertato January 26, 2022

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 22, 2025

Viking-shame

To shame people who have been vikinized (i.e. people who suffer from viking fever)

Woman 1: I really like this guy, he has these viking vibes!
Woman 2: Really!! But vikings were brutal and backwards. Why would you like that?!

Woman 1: Well the viking look is very sexy! Don't viking-shame me!

by Uncomfortable viking October 28, 2022

Viking clap

The Viking clap is an extra bad case of the claps.

Not to be confused with the Viking thunder clap used by football fans.

Ah man i tell you, i got a really bad case of the viking claps from this hooker.

by Speakingfromexperience. April 02, 2021