Nancy Splenda

A fusion term of “negative Nancy” and “Splenda packet”. Used to describe someone who is unable and/or unwilling to display cheer, or who is unwilling or otherwise not open to unearthing positivity in negative moments

Wow, I tried to see how she was and she just one-lined me. What a Nancy Splenda!

by sigmapopsicle March 28, 2020

Nancy

Nancy is the funniest person ever! She had an obsession with Kaeya from the hit video game “Genshin Impact” by Hoyoverse formerly known as Mihoyo. She can’t do pull-ups at all and has a pet bear named chad. She can draw really realistic minion drawings and feet. My mom loves her.

Boy 1: Woah! Did you see Nancy’s keychain? I kind of recognize that face.
Boy 2: I don’t know but whoever is on that keychain is super white!
Boy 3: The guy on the keychain is art of Kaeya but he’s whitewashed😰😰

by pee_lover May 6, 2022

Nancy Hacker

The Head of the Incompetent Springfield Township High School Administration. She is famous for letting students out of school early for snow even though there was no snow. She also blows all of the district's funding on PR stunts.

Nancy Hacker is a libtard

by Free Gat February 18, 2019

Nancy-Ass Goon

One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.

If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon

by Robadu Rob Al August 13, 2017

nancy kelly

a math teacher that is nice and is smart she is perfect

omg nancy kelly is the bomb!

by may kelly October 23, 2019

Nosey Nancy

That neighbour with no concept of privacy that constantly watches you whenever she can to see what you're doing as if you're some kind of alien species.

Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: My neighbour watches me like a hawk.
Person 1: She's just a Nosey Nancy, you'll be fine.

by Tweef January 11, 2024

Nancy Mitchell

Nan • see • mitt • chel
The phrase "Nancy Mitchell" will be used to refer to someone who fades in and out of consciousness during conversation.

A Nancy Mitchell individual will often lock his/herself away for long periods of time to recharge the brain battery and collect themselves.

Oh, she's gone and done a Nancy Mitchell on me again.

I've got a serious case of the Nancy Mitchell brain.

by Not a Police Officer June 11, 2020