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Rust Cycle Tetralogy

Originally the title of a book, Rust Cycle Tetralogy is a condition in which you feel as if you are being wiped from history piece by piece, slowly over the course of an extended period of time, until you are completely gone. Your friends will forget hanging out with you. Work you've done at your job will simply disappear. That lunch you made earlier and ate? It's back on the kitchen counter, untouched. "I think I'm beginning to disappear".

This condition was first recorded by Bernard Muse, a botanist who set out with the intent of recording and researching the rust cycle in wheat plants on a secluded farm in Utah. Over the course of the winter while trying to study and transcribe the wheat degradation cycle, he would start experiencing the symptoms listed above, and writing them down in his book "The Rust Cycle Tetralogy", which the condition is now named after. His book was found with other personal items when he failed to return home after the allocated time for his stay on the farm finished. Bernard was unfortunately never found.

While the condition does have some similarities to Dementia or other mental degradation diseases, it differs in the fact that other people seem to forget about things you said or did, instead of you yourself forgetting. This condition is speculated to cause a myriad of psychiatric damage to ones self, as you continue to second guess everything you think.
"Hey Bill! remember us going the Yankees game last Tuesday night? it was so crazy that they managed to comeback and win like that at the end!"

"What do you mean? After work I watched The Office for the whole evening."

"I think I'm suffering from a case of Rust Cycle Tetralogy"
by Forest DweIIer July 28, 2023
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Pissyphus Cycle

The hydration experience. One must drink lots of water only to have to pee. Through urination, one loses the water and must continue to hydrate.
“Dude, I’m trying to drink more water but I have to use the bathroom all the time now!”

“Ah yes, the age-old Pissyphus Cycle…”
by casual nut enjoyer December 13, 2024
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M.T.Head Cycles

A Badass Custom Bike shop ran in up-state New York by 2 buddies
M.T.Head Cycles Man...Their Great
by Big Sexy69 February 28, 2011
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Sperm Cycle

When you (guy or girl) hold a man's head in one hand and jack him off with the other hand, making him ejaculate into his own mouth.
by Krumpleforeskin June 12, 2022
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attention cycle

One who attains a motorcycle with the intent to get attention. Mostly associated with Harley Davidson owners and riders. An obnoxious motorcycle.
did you see daves new attention cycle? obviously its working since were talking about it.

im tired of that attention cycle speeding up and down the street.
by ea_sports August 31, 2016
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Memestrual Cycle

Like great female friends that spend enough time together whose menstrual cycles might match up. Great friends who meme together have an algorithm so similar that their memestrual cycles match's up and they sending each other the same memes.
Sick meme, aghh you beat me to it.

Our memestrual cycles must have matched up
by Árbok, Ekans, Kum May 7, 2022
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Cycle Fuck

Type of gangbang where only 1 person is having intercourse with the female at once and the other participants are in another room awaiting their turn.
“Bro let’s set up a Cycle Fuck
by Puttygrabba February 19, 2024
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