A guy with the biggest acne problems at the age of 12 funny and ugly
Holy shit, Albert looks like a pimpled infection
by NinjaOnSteroids March 31, 2020
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this is someone that is extremely innocent and cute when you just met him. He meant every single word he said and he let you know that you were special to him. He made a lot of sweet promises that he never thought about actually doing them which broke my heart. He could make me the happiest girl ever. This is someone that will make you cry over and over again for the same reason and this is someone that his feelings will change overnight. this is someone that i miss and i can't get over. We've had great times and this is the first person that i truly loved and got butterflies in my stomach for. i miss the old him and he has changed and my hands are tied. he
Albert:I wanna sit next y to her
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...
by ilovedyouuuuuuuxx June 14, 2018
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Albert is a kind dude. A little bit of an asswipe. His eyes are blue like a blueberry and he is 5’7”. He is oddly smart and he loves to wear pizza socks.
Look at those pizza socks, wow he is such an Albert.
by heyo9999999 March 12, 2021
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a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues
ahhhh hes such an albert
by YEYE24 October 22, 2019
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A smart, but gay guy that always seems to deny his true sexuality. For example, he wanks a guy off at school but says it's not gay because he "covered it up with a blanket." People around him fall under two categories, people who really like/love him or people who want to increase their social status
Lol, that guy is really an Albert, isn't he?
by ArcadR September 2, 2019
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funny man that is FAT
" albert is fat "
by AK - 0 September 18, 2022
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Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt
Damn thats big Albert
by dirt98304756934875 December 25, 2020
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