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Albert

Albert is a sex simbol
by YnySebi November 21, 2021
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Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow
Look,Albert,put on your bra!
by kidamogus October 6, 2021
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A little man who is fluid between ducks and geese. He is a good boy
Me: I love Albert!
Him: Squaaaak!
by Evie_the_big_gae July 10, 2021
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Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.

He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.
Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.

Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.
by nigeras_23 November 23, 2021
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Flashing, sparkling, break through the dark. Sometime change to goose, hard to spot. Currently in love with “one”
Albert! What gorgeous!
by Zhaozilla November 23, 2021
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Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever
Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”
by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021
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