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Albert

Is the sexiest guy in the world.With an big penis.And gets all the girls
Albert

Daddy
by Hshsjjejej November 22, 2021
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Albert F. Biella

A school for idiot children.
But 2019 6th graders are great.
Frankie please stop yelling nigger at lunch though-
Hi at this school we all talk shit about other schools while sharing food and using our phones when we’re not supposed to.
Cassy and Pablo: sharing food

Kids coming over for the basketball game:
Ew wtf

Everyone:
This is Albert F. Biella bitch!
by Caramel’s Gay April 28, 2019
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albert

LITERALLY THE RUDEST MORE SHIT TALKING PERSON ON EARTH.
albert: *walks by*
everyone: *pukes in disgust*
by levi_ackermans_wife February 15, 2022
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Albert Einstein Biog

Albert Einstein was a German mathematician and physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. In 1921, he won the Nobel Prize in Physics for his explanation of the photoelectric effect. In the following decade, he immigrated to the United States after being targeted by the German Nazi Party. His work also had a major impact on the development of atomic energy. In his later years, Einstein focused on unified field theory. He died in April 1955 at age 76. With his passion for inquiry, Einstein is generally considered the most influential physicist of the 20th century.
Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879, in Ulm, Württemberg, Germany. He grew up in a secular Jewish family. His father, Hermann Einstein, was a salesman and engineer who, with his brother, founded Elektrotechnische Fabrik J. Einstein & Cie, a Munich-based company that mass-produced electrical equipment. Einstein’s mother, the former Pauline Koch, ran the family household. Einstein had one sister, Maja, born two years after him. Einstein attended elementary school at the Luitpold Gymnasium in Munich. However, he felt alienated there and struggled with the institution’s rigid pedagogical style. He also had what were considered speech challenges. However, he developed a passion for classical music and playing the violin, which would stay with him into his later years. Most significantly, Einstein’s youth was marked by deep inquisitiveness and inquiry.
Hey have you read the Albert Einstein Biog (biography)
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Albert

Someone who likes hill walking or cycling. Can sometimes walk with a slight bounce effect.
John- "Look at that guy walking down that hill with that stupid stick.... why is he bouncing as he walks?
Glen- "That guy is such an Albert!"
by dondoMANDO March 13, 2022
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Albert's beans

Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.
"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily
by Cbrauts707 June 13, 2023
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Albert

Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.
'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'
by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022
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