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trif-wife

This is a trifling hoe who doesn’t need saving she’s gonna cheat and lie and use you for everything she can
Juice wrld: The lil’ ho a trif-wife (Yeah), why you save her? (Uh, uh)
by Doe977 September 9, 2022
mugGet the trif-wifemug.

Wife Rash

Wife Rash: Identical to curb rash on an automobile, typically on your high end rims from parking to close to the curb.

Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.
Car owner discussing a repair quote with an auto detailer or rim repair shop: "I need a quote on refinishing my rims as well as removing the Wife Rash."
by Incognito Ally July 2, 2020
mugGet the Wife Rashmug.

Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations
Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed
by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020
mugGet the Army Wifedmug.

Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017
mugGet the Church wifemug.

Kitchen Wife

A term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse's longterm 'bitch' during any part of kitchen operations. Although more commonly used between men, men can be the Kitchen Wife of a Female co-worker as well.

However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.
WHERE IS YOUR KITCHEN WIFE TONY?
James is cleaning my workstation and prepping my station Chef
by Paco Psinglesias June 21, 2010
mugGet the Kitchen Wifemug.

Wife and Life

Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
by Moo Rad November 7, 2012
mugGet the Wife and Lifemug.

Sesh Wife

A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.
"Lauren is my sesh wife, we always have a great craic"
by Seshwife1000 July 3, 2018
mugGet the Sesh Wifemug.

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