David

Absolutely NOT a ninja.

That ninja is obviously NOT a David.

by Fourreelz June 19, 2019

David

Highest level dick head. if your name is David you like Star Wars, anime, and or the maze runner series

David, your a dick head

by Niggerasshole March 4, 2019

David

An asshole that likes to steal food from the quiet kid in the corner. But, he is the quiet kid in the corner. He hates himself and everyone hates him. He watches my little ponu to cope with his depression.

Teacher: "goddamnit david! For the last time stop watching my little pony in the fucking classroom!"

by Fuck you David. July 28, 2018

David

He's a complete sped. never gets anything right. you cant rely on a David for anything, and if you ever partner up with him you end up doing all the work. however, at times/when it comes to food he's pretty generous, so there's that.

person #1: hey have you seen David recently
person #2: yah, he's over there cleaning up dippin' dots that he dropped becuase he's dumb

by marioman04 November 14, 2019

David

the thiccest man alive, and has the tightest butt cheeks known to mankind.

Damn david you looking mighty thicc today

by ThiccNigga26 August 26, 2019

David

A sexy man with a 9-foot wang. Recognized for his weird puns and his annoying personality. Sometimes considered a dick.
(How's that even possible..?)

My friend is pretty annoying, he's a David.

by well then ._. June 7, 2018

David

some dickhead who pissed me off over and over again. so yeah only david will understand |Basically|

Fuck you david

by penis dumpling May 8, 2019