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Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.
Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.
by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018
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Testicle perfume

What it smells like in a man's underwear
by 6969 fortnite 6969 May 28, 2018
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Testicle butter

Yes, daddy! Cover me in your testicle butter!
by Gailthesnail69 April 20, 2019
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Satan’s Testicles

It’s as hot as Satan’s Testicles
by PUSSYFUCKER12345 June 1, 2019
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Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018
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testicle milk

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
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retractile testicle

When you have one of your nuts shoot back up into it’s nut hole while you’re making sweet love to your lady or sitting in an uncomfortable position. AKA “ghost nut”.
David: “Mike’s sack looks lopsided. He must have retractile testicle.”
Kyle: mother fucker’s got the Ghost Nut!
by Guynurse January 10, 2018
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