testicle milk

Semen

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

testicles

Spy devices made by the government, you should cut both of them off

I don't like being spied on by my testicles

by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024

testicles

did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.

Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?

Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*

by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024

The Daily Testicle

A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024

Patrick's Left Testicle

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious

"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"

by My tit is very soggy June 14, 2018

Monkey testicles

Big monkey balls

Aiden has big monkey testicles!

by F3rdy June 8, 2023

Third Testicle

The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.

Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."

by AliceTheKink November 1, 2015