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Super Straight

meaning you get no bitches and you’re a virgin.

Person 1: I’m super straight!!!

Person 2: Oh, you get no bitches?
Person 1: Yeah !!!
Carl is super straight. He gets no bitches and he’s a virgin.
by superstraightphobic March 5, 2021
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Super Straight

A sexuality where someone is attracted to the opposite sex, but only if they were born as the opposite sex. This term is used by people who are terrified of the possibility of being attracted to a trait of the same sex as their own.
1: "would you date a trans person?"
2: "no im Super Straight"
1: "no I was referring to a trans man"
2: "no, theyre a guy. im STRAIGHT"
1: "uh huh..."
by LongLegLarry March 2, 2021
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Super Straight

When your masculinity is so fragile that wiping your ass makes you feel gay.

Also when your so in the closet that you feel the need to add SUPER to get your point across.
Someone in the closet: "IM SUPER STRAIGHT!!"

Everyone: "okay we get it. You need a little bit more time to figure out your sexuality buddy it's okay."
by PrinceOfCatzz March 10, 2021
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super-straight

A person, who excuses being transphobic
with making a sexuality.
Grow up, you’re super-weird
Person 1: I only date cis-people
Person 2: That’s transphobic
Person 1: No, I am super-straight
Person 2: No, you’re weird and transphobic
by w3d0ntex1st March 7, 2021
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Super Straight

Person 1: Hey, what's your penis size?
Person 2: I'm super straight.
Person 3: Oh damn, is it really that small..?
by megafaggotultragay103123 March 9, 2021
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Super Straight

Super Straight (SS) is a made up sexuality made by transphobic people that want to be apart of the LGBTQIA+ community, it means that someone (who is straight) refuses to date a transgender person even if they had romantic feelings for them before they knew they were transgender.
Chris says he’s Super Straight and is in the LGBTQIA+ community but he can’t be, because super straight people don’t exist.
by lapis_likes_water March 12, 2021
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Super straight

It's being straight and transphobic. Super straight is not an actual sexuality, it's a preference that transphobes try to make into a real thing.
Megan: Would you date a trans person?
Jake: No, I'm super straight.
Megan: So you're just transphobic?
Jake: Yeah
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